The penIs mightier. Here we’ll show you some covers where the artists took some conscious or unconscious liberties. We’ll also attempt to set the record for the most dick jokes in a blog post.

1. Perfect Alibi

Perfect Alibi by Sheldon M. Siegel

Perfect Alibi

2. Beyond the Beyond

Beyond the Beyond ISBN: 9780312150648
by Lee Goldberg

This has to be the most phallic cover we’ve come across. The novel apparently stars ” an agent who eats human flesh, an assassin with a love for power drills, and a well-endowed actress who kills with her breasts”. Satire? You be the judge.

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Clifford Goes to Washington by Norman Bridwell

4. A Woman?

Crystal Woman ISBN: 9780446385725
by Lynn V. Andrews